Fix-It Man
by DelCano
The lady called to say
her plumbing might be broke.
Since I am the fix-it man
twas there 'fo an hour stroke.
Mmmm- could find no problem
not even a tiny little leak.
Pssst! turned and saw, her bare
from head to her feet.
She grinned and approached me
"let me make thy plumbling leak."
So, I grabbed my tools and ran.
The door I did seek.
Might it just turn out to be
she may be just confused again
and dialed the wrong number, or
maybe I'm just a dumb fix-it man.
Posted on December 8th, 2002
1 comment:
LOL! Either that, or a very honorable one! Funny man! Such a fun write! Say...what do you charge for a pipe-cleaning? LOL!
Hugs!
Chris
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