Please Return To Sender

I bought and paid for pain
she was not a bargain sale.
The only thing I do regret
she didn’t come by mail.

After examining the package
I’d use tape as a mender
and boldly write upon it:
“Please Return To Sender”.

Then on the other hand
if I might be so boss
If she had come by mail
she might have gotten lost.

Del Cano 1983 August